Q: Why did the troll get a job at the bakery?
A: He kneaded more dough.
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Organized Chaos
Old story, but still funny:
So here is a quick story. Kinda funny, yet kind of weirds you out. So, I'm in my English class today and my teacher and classmates always rag on this kid, Scott, who is going into the marines. They were getting on his case for doing something and this kid, Cole, goes, "You know what they'd do to you in the marines for doing something like that?"
And my teachers starts laughing hysterically and goes "Hell yeah. It'd be like "Deliverance: Part 2."
("Deliverance" was a movie/book in which some guys go camping and the one guy gets raped by some other guys....)
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