Random Hilarity
So, I remember when Pinky and the Brain was on a lot. And I never really enjoyed the show in its entirety but Pinky was so friggin funny sometimes. And when I think about it now, I laugh really hard. They don't show the show anymore, I don't think. But I still remember some of the funniest things Pinky said. Here are a few. Some of them might be a little wrong, since its been a while. So if you see a wrong one and you know how to fix it, e-mail me and I'll fix it up. Or if you know some other funny things, let me know.
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but if you replace the P with an O, my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so Brain, but balancing a family, and a career? Ooh, it's all too much for me.
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels.
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Um... I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracked corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?
Pinky: What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!
Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Woof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.
Brain: True.
Pinky: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?
Brain: To my knowledge, never.
Pinky: Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?
Brain: Next to nil.
Pinky: Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.
Brain: Therefore, you ARE pondering what I'm pondering.
Pinky: Poit, I guess I am!
Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but we're already naked.
Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?
Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but the Rockettes, it's mostly girls, isn't it?
Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?
Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks?
Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but wouldn't anything lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?
Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Yes Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?
Pinky: Ohh Brain - I know... while we're waiting, we can sing the "Gilligan's Island" theme song.
Brain: Please Pinky... besides, I've only seen one episode of that insipid show.
Pinky: Oh, which one was it? I know them all.
Brain: It was the one where that innocuous dunderhead Gilligan ruined it for everyone.
Pinky: Hmmm... don't think I've seen that one.
Pinky: Ha ha ha. Troz!
Brain: What is "troz?"
Pinky: Why that's "zort" in the mirror. Ha ha. Troz!
Brain: That man is lying. Observe the rate at which he blinks. 3 times per second.
Pinky: Zounds Brain! Amazing!
Brain: Do you know what this means, Pinky?
Pinky: He should change his name to Mr. Blinky?
Pinky: Gee, Brain, what are you doing over there?
Brain: Pondering your afterlife, Pinky.
Brain: Brilliant, Pinky! Oh, no, wait. What if we want to use a plan that works?
Brain: Pinky, Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?
Pinky: Hmmm... let me think...
Brain: Don't hurt yourself, Pinky.
Brain: Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed.
Pinky: I'll try.
Pinky: Egad! You astound me, Brain!
Brain: That's a simple task, Pinky.
Brain: Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.
Brain: Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if they called them sad meals, kids wouldn't buy them.
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